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Wednesday, September 28, 2011

music: Worst Rap Lines of 2011....So Far


2011 has been a great year as far as hip hop goes. From Section.80 to Return of Forever to Watch the Throne and numerous other efforts, there has been a lot to be thankful for. On the other end there is an exuberant amount of mediocrity going all over the place as well. I’ve heard a lot of terribleness from rappers this year. I’m sure there will be more especially since we have about three more months left in the year. But I’ve compiled a list of the 10 worst rap lines this year (so far). Here’s what I came up with.

10.) “I wonder if cupid gave your ass shots… cause I’m in love with that ass (ass ass ass ass ass etc.)” - Big Sean

Worst pick up line ever. Top 10 in that category too.

9.) “Money was an issue, but now that that’s solved… I ball, I ball… Like Kobe in the fall.” - J. Cole

I thought we were past this Jermaine. Smh.

8.) “I live in the hood, but i probably should move.” - Jadakiss

LMFAO

7.) “If I don’t do nothin’ I’ma ball… no hair.” - Lil Wayne

“Ball” and “bald” are TWO DIFFERENT WORDS. And miss me with that play on words bull sh***.

6.)”Don’t call me ‘sir’, call me ‘sir-vivor’.” - Lil Wayne

Wayne’s had A LOT of awful lines this year.

5.) “Guess who? You used to say ‘Yes boo’. Now when you say it it’s fake… test tube.” - Nicki Minaj

Okay. Nicki Minaj can fill a list of terrible rap lines herself. It’s a shame i had to narrow it down to the few you will see on this list.

4.) “With ya b*tch ass. Hit the dryer cause you’re washed… splish splash.” - Nicki Minaj

And it gets worse…

3.) “Lookin’ so pretty you’da thought i was a faggot.” - Soulja Boy

I sometime try to give him the benefit of the doubt. It was impossible to do so here.

2.) “I’m a diamond in the ruff like a baby in the trash can” - Lil Wayne

Wayne makes me angry often times. This was an definitely one of those instances.

1.) “We shine… gold cluster. That’s why your career is dead… ghostbusters.” - Nicki Minaj

I want Nicki Minaj out of the rap game. Now.

Honorable Mention: “I’m a grown ass blood” - Lil Wayne

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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing"
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