random: Barneyism III

“Why are you brunette and driving a cab?” - Marshall

Oh, that.

You know how it’s my dream to have sex with
at least one woman from every country on the planet?

“Sure.” - Marshall

<Barney lowers a world map in his cab>

“Wow, you’re doing surprisingly well in the Baltics.” - Marshall

So, I figured what’s the quickest way
to get around the world in 180 lays?

Lease a cab and wait outside the UN building
for hot foreign chicks.

It was the perfect plan.
There was only one small detail I didn’t take into account.

“Chicks don’t want to bang cab drivers” - Marshall

Chicks DO NOT want to bang cab drivers.

And I put a lot of work into this one.

- Barney Stinson

"Doppelgangers"

How I Met Your Mother

life: One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others

Hint: It’s the one with the cover story about how it’s completely okay, if not beneficial, to feel unease about future uncertainties, as opposed to, say, riot in the streets until sh*t gets done.

Sadly, this is a fairly common occurrence.

music: Coloring Outside the Lines