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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

sports:It's the brand


It's the irony of NBA marketing that amazes me. The entire brand has been globalized thanks to thin Euro gunners, made famous by Michael Jordan, tested by Kobe Bryant, and resurrected by LeBron. I love everything about it...except the rampant hypocrisy that stems from that Integrated Marketing Communications program the league cooked up.

It started with MJ. What most people forget is that Jordan wasn't a "good person". Remember Kobe wasn't the first player to struggle with infidelity (cough cough Carla Knafel). MJ was a gambler (cough Donaghy and Barkley). And a "TERRIBLE" teammate (he punched Steve Kerr, berated underperforming teammates, and killed Kwamae Brown's career before it even started).

But his undeniable excellence on the court kept the prestine glory of His 'Airness' unchallenged. Everyone wanted to be like Mike...and for Gatorade and Nike life was good.

Then Came Kobe. Ah yes Kobe...the Jordan Successor who still hasn't been able to shake the selfish and arrogant tag that he got before he even played a game. (It started because he wore sunglasses on his head to a press conference...seriously). When he came out of high school. Kobe's brand suffered because of those labels. And the league...well they let it ride because 1.) The game needs a villain...2.)They still had Jordan to fight the emerging anti-hero 3.) Kobe was arrogant. Not necessarily more than any other star, but hey Shaq had better soundbites, so go with the other guy.

So Kobe was forever brandished as a selfish outsider with an unwavering desire to alienate the world with a "shoot first, pass never" mentality. Of course anyone who watched Kobe or Jordan play knows they shared the exact same disposition on the court. It screamed "I'm the best, I know it. And here is an inhuman athletic feat to prove it. And oh yeah here's 5 assist to keep the criticism at bay". Don't let anyone fool you into thinking that Jordan was the consummate passer...check the box score on his '95 playoff game in Orlando (career high 49 shots).

In 2005, something strange happened. LeBron James appeared and suddenly another marketing gem was born. James is gregarious, lightly humorous and less Jordan and more Magic. Just what the game needed to cancel out the growing population of fans that divided the NBA fanbase into two different entities-the 70% of those who abhor Kobe and the 25% who loved him...the other 5% just wanted to get the transcript of his trial. So "King James" was born.

In light of recent events I now have to point this out...LEBRON JAMES IS MORE ARROGANT THAN EITHER MIKE OR KOBE.

I know the marketing gurus in the NBA would have you believe otherwise, but LeBron is the most insolent and contemptuous mega star the league has ever seen. No amount of assist or triple doubles will negate that. Here's why...

1.) He actually refers to himself as 'King James'. He wears the tag proudly. At least Micheal let Spike Lee proclaim "It must be the shoes" on his behalf.

2.) He has a shoulder width Tattoo on his back that says " The Chosen One"...I repeat. "The Chosen One".

3.)“You guys seen every phase of my game tonight, the scoring, the rebounding, the assists"...a direct quote following his brilliant "Nickle Double" at the garden(52...10...11). He actually said that. Note when Kobe scored his 61 nights earlier he did it and let the buckets talk for him. He didn't even give interviews the next day. And When Michael got "Treys for days" syndrome in Portland all he did was shrug his shoulders

4.) That autocratic Machiavellian pregame ritual of throwing rosin powder in the air. He stands at the center court sideline facing the crowd...puts on the powder...and in a grand gesture of pretension tosses the powder in the air and stands there with his arms spread like a statue...allowing the fans to soak up the greatness that is "King James". Sure it made for a dope Nike commercial, but seriously that is beyond arrogant. The game hasn't even started and your showboating.

5.) Stop talking about how he shares the ball...he does it for the sole purpose of everyone noting how good of all around player he is...see the above quote for proof.

6.) He has a commercial campaign called "The LeBrons". Enough said.

7.) LeBron will get his Willis Reed on off the court. No fur coats, but how many magazine covers will feature him sitting in a thrown, wearing a leaning crown.

That being said the arrogance that Jordan, Kobe and LeBron share is more than merited. If I could average 35 a game, or drop 81, or put up a 50 point triple double I might have a bit of a herculean ego myself. But how the NBA packaged the three is amiss. All three are other undeniably great...but LeBron wears it on his sleeve. Or in his case...his tattooed back.

Monday, May 10, 2010

me:Admiration from Afar

Not found on T.V. or in a magazine
Though to me I think she is a beauty queen
Only gazing at her from a distance
She probably doesn't even know that I exist
A second glance however, I can never resist
It makes it all worth the while
When I can see her smile
Whether she has long or short hair
To her another woman, I'll never compare
A reason to approach her, I can never find
Possibly one day, I'll simply ask whats on her mind
I know that I never will however
My fear will keep me at a distance, possibly forever
So I'll admire her from across the room
That she notices me from a distance as well
To that, I can only just assume

Sunday, May 9, 2010

random:....

That relationship died, for you to be born, you're worth more than anything you could cop in a store. For you to grow he had to go so what you stoppin him for?
Not even I could ignore bein alone, it's hard.
First find heaven in yourself and God.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

me:Vices


From all the chemicals in my brain,
making the blood run thin.
Through my veins bleed silver moonlight.
Raining down throughout me.
Smoke fills my lungs,
fills my head, fills my brain.
Fills the room with white,
dancing through the air.

Lovely herb you hold me upright,
let me sleep when night falls.
Let me smile when all is wrong.
As much as I like the poison,
the liquor in my blood.
Your sweet salvation I cannot live without.

They tell me this is wrong,
as you pollute my brain.
Tell me that I'm dying,
tell me I'm insane.
What with this conformity,
as the world listens to their words.
But I will listen to you,
as you whisper words of beauty.
Purity and sin combine.
Mary Jane, let me fly.

Friday, April 9, 2010

music:Where did they go?

By "they" i mean the ridiculously large groups that made really really good music. The groups that had all 80 member featured on the album cover, with no discernable way of recognizing the lead singer. Yep, I miss those groups. And because of that I give you the best groups of all time...in order(kind of).

I've long grappled with this...but no.1 and no. 2 are a toss up. enjoy

1. The Isley Bros.- Aside from the longevity, every song they touched was a hit and they are possibly the most sampled group of all time

2. Earth Wind and Fire- Limitless hits. I have yet to hear a better live performance of a song than EWF's overseas rendition of "Reasons". Michael Philip Bailey sang WITH the horns. Classic.

3. Prince and the Revolution-Purple rain. Purple Rain. Purple Rain. Purple Rain...I mean the movie not the album, although that was pretty good too.

4. Frankie Beverly and Maze- Might be the best live band out there

5. The Jackson 5- Young Michael was a beast and then the neck whip on the victory tour was amazing

6. L.T.D- Jeffrey Osbourne was a bad dude, and Love Ballad might be the realest love song ever

7. New Edition-Choreography is one thing, but the moves to "If It Isn't Love" was art

8. Jodeci- Because floppy boots and beggin weren't supposed to go together

9. The Temptations- Not a huge fan of motown groups because they followed a formula, but the made for tv movie was amazing. Also they have the best christmas songs

10. Steely Dan- Because I knew the words to Black Cow when I was 6

11. Glady's Knight and the Pips-Have you heard the Claudine soundtrack? Enough said.

12. Hall and Oates- the illest white dudes known to the 80's

13. Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes-Word is people thought Teddy P was Harold Melvin for years. That's what I call a group.

14. The OJay's-Cause Backstabbers still makes you question your friends

15. Tony Toni Tone- "Anniversary" will forever be the official anniversary jam

16. Boys II Men- They dressed the same and gave us baritone interludes. Old school.

17. Switch/Debarge- Never a huge fan of light skinned fasletto, but they mastered it

18. Heatwave- Always and Forever

19. The Spinners - Just because everybody knows how sweet Sadie was

20. Parliment Funkadelic- They still skate to "My Name Is Bootsy" at Markam

21. Chaka Kahn and Rufus- They told us something good

22. The Stylistics- Probably deserve to be higher on the list based on "Break Up To Make Up" alone.

23. The Begees-"More Than A Woman" was more than a disco song

24. Love Unlimited- Barry White. orchestra. Enough said.

25. The Chi-Lites- I still haven't seen her, but i wish i had

26. S.O.S Band- Thank you Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Thank you.

27. Kool and the Gang- "Jungle Boogie" and "Too hot" were polar opposite songs. And equally as good.

28. The Commodores- "Zoom" was undeniable.

29. Rolls Royce- When they said Love don't live here anymore, I believed them

30. After 7- ready or not

Best of the Rest

The Manhattans- "Wish That You Were Mine" is one of my favorite songs

Silk- They made alot of 90's basement parties end on a good note

The Miracles- Had the ventured beyond cookie cutter mode they would have been great

Blue Magic- Sideshow was that deal

Blackstreet- Teddy Riley was a beast

Zapp and Roger- Built a career around the vocoder before t-pain

Change- Luther Vandross' roots

Shalamar- Charlie Murphy can laugh if he wants but Shalamar was dope

The Whispers- Olivia

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

music:The Greatest Songs Ever

Welcome to a product of my affinity for good music. Below is a list of the greatest songs ever made. I know. Your thinking who tabbed Henry to rate high quality music? But hey who said i couldn't. Enjoy folks.

1. Reasons-Earth, Wind And Fire

2. Love Ballad-LTD

3. Imaginary Player- Jay-Z

4. Human Nature-Michael Jackson

5. It Ain't Hard To Tell-Nas

6. Layla-Eric Clapton

7. Electric Relaxation-A Tribe Called Quest

8. Beautiful Ones-Prince

9. U Dont Know-Jay-Z

10. Adore-Prince

11. I Used To Love Her-Common

12. Sarah Smile-Hall & Oates

13. Angel-Anita Baker*

14. Deja Vu-Teena Marie

15. Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen

16. Papa Was A Rolling Stone-The Temptations

17. One Mic-Nas

18. Between the Sheets-The Isley Brothers

19. Castleers-Tony! Toni! Toné!**

20. Aint No Sunshine-Bill Withers

21. All Along The Watchtower-Jimi Hendrix

22. Last Call-Kanye West

23. The Cool-Lupe Fiasco

24. My Mind Playin Tricks On Me-Geto Boys

25. One More Chance-Notorious B.I.G

26. Forever My Lady-Jodeci

27. Feeling On Your Booty- R. Kelly

28. Off the Wall-Michael Jackson

29. No Such Thing- John Mayer

30. Till You Come Back To Me- Aretha Franklin

31. Ribbon In The Sky- Stevie Wonder

32. Distant Lover- Marvin Gaye

33. Brooklyn Zoo- ODB

34. Every Breath You Take-The Police

35. I Miss You- Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes

36. Zoom- The Commodores

37. Hotel California-The Eagles

38. Children's Story- Slick Rick

39. A House Is Not A Home-Luther Vandross

40. Use Me- Bill Withers

41. Ex Factor-Lauryn Hill

42. Soon As I Get Home From Work-Babyface

43. Have You Seen Her-The Chi-Lites

44. Candy Rain-Soul 4 Real

45. Not My Kind Of Girl- New Edition

46. Stairway To Heaven-Led Zeppelin

47. One on One-Hall and Oates

48. I Keep Forgetting-Micheal McDonald

49. Yesterday-The Beatles**

50. To Be Invisible-Gladys Knight and the Pips

*Anything she ever made qualifies

**Same goes for them