Luckily you are friends with a former Boy Scout.
And a Boy Scout is always what?” - Ted
“Unpopular?” - Robin
“Beaten up?” - Lily
Going to the movies with his mom?
“A Boy Scout is always prepared.” - Ted
“Prepared to spend lunch in his locker?” - Robin
“Prepared to die a virgin?” - Marshall
Prepared to paint his sister’s nails?
“Prepared for emergencies.
And that’s why a week ago, when Irine was just a tropical depression…” - Ted
“You’re a tropical depression.” - Robin
"This guy got us a disaster backpack!
And a rental car that seats five, parked right outside.
We’re going to drive up to my place in Westchester where we’ll all be safe.
Boy Scouted! You’re welcome!" - Ted
Boy Scouted
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